Disgustometer

2:30 a.m. Lucy has a dumpers. Not particularly icky, but accompanied by a lot of fussing (diaper rash)

7 a.m Harper normal poo. Lucy gigantic poo that has spilled out the leg of the disposable we put on in the middle of the night and landed all down the leg of the pjs. Bath needed. And a sheet change. Diaper pad cover removal.

8:30 Harper poo.

9:07 Discover cat puke on the bed. Thanks for that. And the maid was here yesterday and I had just been reveling in the nice clean sheets. More laundry.

9:15 Harper more poo.

9:50 Lucy poo.

9:54 Headed for storytime at library. Please no poo there.

12:20 Harper toot practically in my face in her pre-nap change. Lucy poo.

12:30 Harper poo. Smoke before fire I suppose.

1:20 Discover Angus pissed on the clean diaper bag left on the floor in the "laundry room" aka garage.

2:10 Lucy wakes up from nap because of (what else?) poo.

3:10 Lucy poo.

5:18 Lucy poo.

6:05 Harper poo.

6:40 Lucy poo.

This is not an exaggeration. Said poos actually exist.