As I sit here with a stuffy head and nose, I realize - Mommy's don't get sick days. Instead you just lie on the floor of the playroom and hope the babies won't bite each other or pull your hair. Forget drinking plenty of liquids. The babies just cry until you give it to them.
If you are a working schmoe, you can now buy a doctor's note, fake jury summons or authentic looking funeral program from Excused Network to take a day off.
Does the "I have diarrhea" excuse not work anymore?
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