Wednesday, August 22, 2007

BuyMyTummyTuck.com



I have seen a website in the news called MyFreeImplants.com. Basically, a woman "chats" with men online to earn money to buy her implants. The men "help" the women by paying to chat with them.

I want to start my own little enterprise to buy my tummy tuck and liposuctions for mothers of multiples. Who wouldn't want to pay to chat with a mother of twins. I could dispense invaluable advice about how to clean poop off the floor, prepare oatmeal and mediate pacifier wars.

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